5 Shocking 2025 Predictions for Martin Short Revealed
What does 2025 hold for Martin Short? We reveal 5 shocking predictions for the comedy legend, from Broadway runs to unexpected film roles. You won't see these coming.
Chloe Davies
A pop culture analyst and entertainment writer with a passion for comedy legends.
Martin Short is more than a comedy legend; he's a whirlwind of joyful, chaotic energy that has captivated audiences for decades. From his early days on SCTV to his iconic film roles and his current, brilliant turn as Oliver Putnam in Only Murders in the Building, Short seems to possess a creative wellspring that never runs dry. His chemistry with longtime friend Steve Martin is the stuff of legends, a partnership that feels both timeless and more relevant than ever.
But for an artist who has seemingly done it all, what could possibly be next? As we look toward 2025, the possibilities are as wild and wonderful as the man himself. Forget the safe bets. We're diving deep into the delightful absurdity of it all to reveal five shocking predictions for Martin Short's next chapter. Buckle up, because it's going to be a fabulous ride!
Prediction 1: Jiminy Glick Takes Broadway in a One-Man Tell-All
You heard it here first. The rotund, celebrity-skewering, and delightfully ignorant talk show host Jiminy Glick will conquer the Great White Way. But this won't be just another talk show format. We predict a limited-run, one-man (and a half) theatrical experience titled "Well, I Must Say! An Evening with Jiminy Glick."
Imagine it: a lavish, slightly-too-small armchair, a perpetually tipping-over glass of water, and Glick holding court. The show would be a masterful blend of scripted monologues about his (entirely fabricated) Hollywood past and unscripted, live interviews with a rotating cast of A-list Broadway and Hollywood stars who are brave enough to sit across from him. He'd sweat, he'd roll out of his chair, and he'd ask questions no one else would dare. It would be part roast, part performance art, and 100% comedic genius. The New York Times would call it "a triumph of audacious buffoonery," and it would be the hottest ticket of the 2025 season.
Prediction 2: He Launches a Surprise Hit Podcast with... Werner Herzog
In a world saturated with podcasts, only a truly bizarre pairing can break through the noise. Our prediction? Martin Short will launch a weekly podcast, but his co-host won't be Steve Martin or another comedian. It will be the legendary, profoundly serious German filmmaker, Werner Herzog.
The podcast, tentatively titled "The Abyss and the Abyss-olutely Fabulous," would be an exercise in sublime contrast. Each week, they would tackle a single topic—from the nature of love to the absurdity of squirrels—from their wildly different perspectives.
Picture this: Martin Short weaving a frantic, high-energy anecdote about a misunderstanding at a craft store, culminating in a pratfall. And Herzog, after a long, thoughtful pause, responding with, "The craft store is merely a capitalist construct, a brightly lit chasm where the human soul goes to purchase its own decorative cage."
It sounds insane, but the clash between Short's manic optimism and Herzog's existential dread would create a comedic friction that is nothing short of brilliant. It would become the number one philosophy... and comedy... podcast in the world.
Prediction 3: A Shocking Dramatic Turn in an A24 Film
While we cherish his comedic genius, let's not forget that Martin Short is a profoundly skilled actor. In 2025, he will remind the world of his dramatic range with a quiet, devastating performance in a critically acclaimed A24 film. This won't be a quirky dramedy; it will be a full-blown, serious role that earns him Oscar buzz.
We see him as a lonely, retired magician living in a desolate coastal town, haunted by a trick that went wrong decades earlier. The role would require immense subtlety, conveying a lifetime of regret through small gestures and weary glances. His signature energy would be completely inverted, turned inward to portray a man whose inner spark has been extinguished. It would be a performance that shocks audiences and critics alike, a career-redefining moment that proves what true fans have known all along: Martin Short can do anything.
Prediction 4: He Writes a Roald Dahl-esque Bestselling Children's Book
Martin Short's whimsical, almost cartoonish physicality and vocal elasticity make him a natural fit for children's entertainment. But he won't just voice another animated character. In 2025, he will pen a bestselling children's book with a mischievous, slightly dark edge reminiscent of Roald Dahl.
The book, titled "The Peculiar Predicament of Bartholomew Button," will tell the story of a boy who can't stop collecting buttons, which leads him on a fantastical adventure into a world where buttons are currency and zippers are forbidden. It will be clever, funny, and just a little bit subversive, teaching kids about the joy of embracing their quirks. The book will be celebrated for its inventive wordplay and heartfelt message, proving that Short's storytelling prowess extends far beyond the stage and screen.
Prediction 5: The 'Three Amigos' Reunion We Never Thought We'd Get
This is the holy grail for comedy fans. For years, it's been a pipe dream. But in 2025, it finally happens. Martin Short, Steve Martin, and Chevy Chase will reunite for one last ride as the Three Amigos. But it won't be a film sequel or a cheap cash-in.
Instead, it will be a four-part Netflix limited series where they play fictionalized versions of themselves, coaxed out of retirement to stop a real-life injustice in a small town, believing their old movie personas can actually help. The series would be a hilarious and surprisingly poignant exploration of aging, legacy, and the enduring power of friendship. It would cleverly blend their classic slapstick with the meta-humor of Only Murders, creating a fitting, final tribute to one of the most beloved comedies of all time. It would be more than a reunion; it would be a cultural event.
What's Your Prediction?
Martin Short's career is a masterclass in longevity and reinvention. Whether he's making us laugh, cry, or think, he always keeps us on our toes. While these are just our wild guesses for 2025, one thing is certain: whatever he does, it will be utterly and completely original. It will be, in a word, fabulous.
Now we want to hear from you! What are your shocking predictions for Martin Short? Share your thoughts in the comments below!